If this works, look for Obama to schedule Octoberfests to mediate a truce between:
North Korean dictator Kim Chong-il and South Korean President Lee Myung-Bak
Senior Leader of Hamas, Ismail Haneya, and Fatah head, Mahmoud Abbas (mint tea)
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush re Scooter Libby (O'Doul's non-alcoholic malt beverage for the former prez)
Candy and Tori Spelling
David Letterman and Sarah Palin
Perez Hilton and Will.i.am

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