SARAH PALIN IS NO SORE LOSER..by Sybil Adelman Sage

Should Sarah Palin sign a contract to write a book for $7 million, she'll be earning $6,600,000 more than President Barack Obama, $6,891,900 more than she would have as Vice-President. Katie Couric, whose salary had been a topic of discussion, has to work for 2 1/2 years for what Palin would be paid.

Possible chapters:

--When Losing Is More Lucrative than Winning

--Ya Thought We Don't Have Chutzpah in Alaska?

--Decorating with Moose Heads

--He Just Wasn't That Inta Ya, Joe Lieberman

--No President Left Behind: how Bush's second term hampered McCain

--A Guide to Palinese for the Lower 48 States

--Time Management Tips from a woman writing a book while being Governor of Alaska and mothering four children, one a pregnant teenager, another fighting in Iraq and a third with special needs and yet never has a bad hair Day

Look for blurbs by Rudy Giuliani, William Kristol and Joe the Plumber.