i am worried about michelle obama...by judi sadowsky

it's been a long time since we have had a pre-menopausal first lady and i am concerned. living in the white house is like living in a giant fishbowl. how could you ever manage to eat an entire pint of haagen daz chocolate chocolate chip ice cream without the entire white house staff knowing? it is not like she could run out at 10 pm to the nearest 7/11 and stock up on glazed donuts, doritos and diet coke. nothing goes better with pms than salt, sugar and diet coke. come to think of it, that would make a great diet coke commercial.

but i digress. just how does a woman mange to have those fabulous pre-menstrual melt downs with out the entire staff of eighty some odd servants watching? can she stay in bed all day watching soaps and eating cereal from the box? i think not.

i am very worried about michelle. she seems likes a lusty lady with plenty of raging hormones to go around. she does not seem like the kind that hides her emotions. i know it has always been considered a very sexist thing to not entrust women with positions of authority because of the pms thing and i get it and agree - it is sexist. i am not saying she is not capable of being a fine, probably extraordinary, first lady, i am just worried about her - that's all.