Likely upcoming robocalls from the GOP:
"Hi, this is Osama bin Laden... Have I reached Joe, the martyr? ...With the election getting closer, we're trying to get a sense of whom you're supporting. Afghanistan will make a difference in this election." (if McCain) "That's great." (if undecided) "You know that Obama is not one of ours, don't you? Don't be fooled by his name. Maybe he once knew a terrorist, but I know terrorists, and Senator Obama is no terrorist."
"Hi, this is Sarah Palin... Hi...was it good for you? The last eight years is what I'm asking about...Would you like to do some reformin' with me?" (if yes) "That's great." (if undecided) "Hey, do you like my shoes?...I've got plenty more like 'em...Tell me whatcha want your vice-president to do and I'll put it into the job description."