Today's grouses...by Sybil Adelman Sage

Senator Obama, when we watch an infomercial, we expect to be able to call an 800 number and order products that will improve our skin.

Senator McCain, people who live in seven houses shouldn't throw stones about how others spend money. By the way, you don't need another house.

Why didn't somebody tell me about the Bradley effect when I was single? That explains all the guys who said one thing, then did another!