Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Nesting Palin doll set to come? ...by Sybil Adelman Sage

Given the popularity of the Hillary nutcrackers, the Matryoshka doll manufacturers must see a marketing bonanza in the ever-growing, colorful Palin family that may exceed the cash that's flowed into the Republican Party since Sarah Palin was added to the ticket.

The Family Values set could pull apart Sarah (sharing in the fun that's been limited to critics in the media) to find her step-mother-in-law (who's had well-publicized political differences with the Alaskan governor), whom you open to get to Todd (the husband with the drunk driving record), inside of whom are Track, Bristol (the unmarried, pregnant teenager), Levi Johnston (Bristol's fiance who's been quoted as having said, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes", Willow, Piper and Trig, leaving room, of course, for the babies that are sure to follow.