Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Amber Alert for Moe, the Chimp...by Sybil Adelman Sage

Moe, a 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and able to eat with a knife and fork, is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after he'd escaped from his cage at Jungle Exotics, which trains animals for the entertainment industry.

A weekend search in the San Bernardino National Forest was fruitless, leaving Moe's owners, who've raised him for more than three decades, bereft.

Given his show biz connections and social skills, someone should check The Ivy or Spago, where Moe's credentials could have gotten him a good table. He may be having a power lunch with industry big shots.

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