Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Things that baffle me...by Sybil Adelman Sage

I don't get:

That leather purses and plastic eyeglass frames have shot up in price along with gasoline. Are they controlled by OPEC?

Memory loss

The popularity of rubber shower shoes

Whoopee Goldberg

Shamelessness

Watching reality TV shows

Why you always weigh more at the doctor's office

Baggy jeans belted so low, you can't walk and your crack shows

How planes stay in the air

Who made up lol, brb, etc. (etc. I get; it's Latin)

What causes headaches

Hedge funds and investment banking

but most of all Whoopee Goldberg