Given each candidate's agenda, today's To Do Lists likely include:
Hillary Clinton: Decry elitism while being photographed buying pantsuits at K-Mart. PM: down shots at the Bada Bing with teamsters after having Secret Service determine no politicians are there getting lap dances.
Barack Obama: Repeat the distinction between misspeaking and lying, and pray the Pope will be a distraction for the press while Michelle, doing her best to emulate George Bush's speech patterns, publicly declares both Obamas had not been privileged.
John McCain: Following an alpha-hydroxy, wrinkle-erasing, line-minimizing facial scrub, meet with Todd Oldham about refitting White House bathroom with step-in, no-slip bathtub.
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