Monday, April 7, 2008

G-mail has me pegged as a sexy slut

Gmail extracts a word or phrase from an e-mail and targets you as someone who might be interested in a particular website. Today, a friend sent an e-mail thanking us for dinner and saying, "Your parties are the best," which led G-mail to direct me to:

Welcome to my Slumber Party Website! Our ladies-only parties put the passion back into your love life! You can conveniently shop online for romancing enhancing products.

SHOP ONLINE
Shopping is fast and easy and items will be shipped to you directly and discreetly. Your goodies arrive in a plain brown box. Slumber Parties has the hottest lingerie, edible lubricants, adult games, books, sexy massage oils, novelties, gag gifts, and bedroom accessories!

My top sellers are SUPER STRETCH for him with PINA COLADA WET. For the two of you, I recommend the DOUBLE TROUBLE with CHERRY WET. And for her I recommend highly a G-WIZ and the DECADENT INDULGENCE 2 along with the JUST LIKE ME LUBRICANT. Of course you don't want to forget our excellent BEFORE AND AFTER TOY CLEANER to quickly and safely clean your adult toys!

Throw in a NYMPHO NIAGRA, XSCREAM, LIKE A VIRGIN and TIME IN A BOTTLE for a really exciting night! If you haven't tried our COOCHY world famous rash free shave cream and our BODY DEW spray moisturizing oil, you are in for a real treat.


All this because we made a tasty leg of lamb?!!

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