Tuesday, January 22, 2008

UFO reportedly seen in Texas

In the farming community of Stephenville, Texas, several dozen people, including a pilot, county constable (whatever that is) and business owners, have reported seeing a large silent object with bright lights flying low and quickly.

Though federal officials are insisting there's a logical explanation, locals swear it was larger, quieter, faster and lower to the ground than an airplane and that its lights changed configuration, unlike those of a plane. People in several other towns have also claimed to have seen it and described it similarly.

These are, very likely, the same people who saw George W. Bush as a viable politician.