If America wants a candidate that says "change", no one can fulfill that dream better than I can. I'm a woman, I'm Jewish, I was born in Canada and I never voted for this war. I sort of understand how a bill gets passed and have a vague idea where Georgetown is in relation to the Mall, but no one is less of a Washington insider. Ask anyone on the Hill; they've never heard of me.
I'm beholden to no interest groups, have made no bogus promises, never avoided serving my country, could not be accused of being a people pleaser or saying what others want to hear. Karl Rove would have trouble trying to smear my reputation, especially since I'm admitting right now that I never took botany in college and, though it was a requirement, I was awarded a degree.
With change being all the rage, I'm keeping my telephone lines free in anticipation of being recruited to run for office.