Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tips for Older Writers Trying To Be Cool on the Picket Line

Leave your "Newhart" jacket in the closet

Try to remember when someone refers to a Blackberry, it's not a fruit

Don't wear sponge-soled shoes with a wide toe box

Shove your hearing aid way into your ear

If someone says, "Sean", they mean Penn, not Connery

No Dean Martin anecdotes

Don't wear the strike t-shirt with the typewriter on it

Don't respond to cars honking with the "peace sign"

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