There are two good things about being older: senior discounts and not getting so nervous (except while waiting for results of medical tests)
Spending more on wine and make-up doesn’t make them better
You can never stop working out
Being able to get anything on demand is good, whether it’s food, sex or just HBO
If you want to kill someone, hire a celebrity; they seem to get away with it
It’s dumb to fall for someone who’s married
One size does not fit all
Many hairdressers, therapists and diets will disappoint you
Though acupuncture can be extremely helpful, it’s hard to convince people to try it
Jet lag has a mind of its own and pays little attention to your resetting your watch
You can’t change a narcissist
My parents were wrong when they told me, "The people in Washington know what's best"
Don’t buy anything that’s advertised on TV in the middle of the night
Use more sunscreen than you want to
Trendy people are likely to be more insecure than they may appear
And, sadly, you'll have to learn all this for yourself!