california has been my home for 36 years but i finally think it is time to go. it is just not safe anymore. i have lived through earthquakes, fires, mudslides and floods. i have managed to survive governors moonbeam and ahnald, reagan and even mayor riordan and kept my mouth shut while i watched the best public school system in the nation be destroyed. i live among face lifts and botox, tanning booths and teeth whitening salons, yoga studios, pilates and dog psychiatrists. i am pretty sure that at least 50% of the population has had an implant of some kind be it breast, cheek, hair or butt. the one implant it seems not a californian has tried is a brain implant.
yes, once again a jury of twelve good citizens has allowed yet another woman murderer to walk free. phil spector, a weird little gnome of a man, managed to convince at least two of the twelve jurors in his trial that a beautiful young woman, he had never before met, chose to come to his home, stick a gun in her mouth and blow her brains out. the fact that he ran from the house after the gunshot and told his driver "i think i just shot someone" seems to have meant nothing to the brain surgeons serving on his jury. the fact that many, many women came forward to testify that they too had been threatened, with a gun, by spector, in the past apparently also meant nothing.
i mean, lets face it. is impossible for a los angeles jury to convict a celebrity, of any kind, of anything. it seems that once you have had your face on the cover of people magazine or been even a runner up on "dancing with the stars" you get a free pass to run amok. it looks like the only way we can ever put any of these men behind bars is when they misbehave out of state. murdering women and getting away with it seems to be our state's favorite sport and so i am moving. but not before i make a mint on my new bumper sticker. look for it soon in your supermarkets and 7-11's. it is simple and to the point - help make murdering women in california illegal!!!!
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